1 00:00:07,290 --> 00:00:09,040 -Freedom! Les: Where's Richard? 2 00:00:09,070 --> 00:00:10,710 Janet: He's taking a mini signed sabbatical 3 00:00:10,740 --> 00:00:11,960 to care for a loved one. 4 00:00:11,990 --> 00:00:13,130 -What's up? Steffy: Mike, 5 00:00:13,160 --> 00:00:14,630 this is my old friend, Lulu. 6 00:00:14,660 --> 00:00:15,790 -Mic Drop. 7 00:00:15,830 --> 00:00:17,800 -You are just one signature away. 8 00:00:17,830 --> 00:00:20,670 -I should probably have my lawyer look at this first. 9 00:00:20,710 --> 00:00:22,050 -An NDA. 10 00:00:22,080 --> 00:00:23,340 -[screams] 11 00:00:23,380 --> 00:00:24,520 -You are good people. 12 00:00:25,880 --> 00:00:26,890 Les: Not now, Nils. 13 00:00:26,920 --> 00:00:28,060 I'm onto something bigger. 14 00:00:28,090 --> 00:00:29,310 -What's the fuckin' plan? 15 00:00:29,340 --> 00:00:30,560 -Ah... 16 00:00:30,590 --> 00:00:32,310 -I thought you were gonna save me. 17 00:00:32,340 --> 00:00:34,310 -No, Les and the team are gonna solve 18 00:00:34,350 --> 00:00:36,320 the formula eventually. Like, they're so close. 19 00:00:36,350 --> 00:00:37,520 They're-- -[screams] 20 00:00:37,560 --> 00:00:38,980 -He looks happy. 21 00:00:39,020 --> 00:00:40,490 Vivienne: I think Mr. Magoo is having a seizure. 22 00:00:40,520 --> 00:00:41,650 Les: I have to go home. 23 00:00:41,690 --> 00:00:43,160 It's a family emergency. 24 00:00:43,190 --> 00:00:44,030 People could be dead. 25 00:00:44,060 --> 00:00:46,790 -I will save myself. 26 00:00:47,780 --> 00:00:49,590 Come on, fucker. 27 00:00:52,450 --> 00:00:53,830 So that's my phone. 28 00:00:53,870 --> 00:00:55,380 I'm impressed. 29 00:00:55,410 --> 00:00:57,640 -No, Mom, stop. Do not move. 30 00:00:59,040 --> 00:01:00,720 Oh, fuck. 31 00:01:10,090 --> 00:01:12,350 [clock ticking] 32 00:01:12,380 --> 00:01:13,850 Dr. Carmichael: This session. 33 00:01:13,890 --> 00:01:16,740 Beginning at the beginning. 34 00:01:18,890 --> 00:01:21,070 Childhood. 35 00:01:21,100 --> 00:01:23,200 This is when family dysfunction 36 00:01:23,230 --> 00:01:28,250 often makes its way known into our adult relationships. 37 00:01:29,230 --> 00:01:30,540 Lindy. 38 00:01:30,570 --> 00:01:32,370 -Hmm. 39 00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:34,760 -Describe your childhood in one word. 40 00:01:35,660 --> 00:01:37,960 -Cold. -Uh-hmm. 41 00:01:37,990 --> 00:01:40,300 Uh-hmm. 42 00:01:40,330 --> 00:01:41,760 Les. 43 00:01:42,500 --> 00:01:43,880 -Yeah. 44 00:01:43,920 --> 00:01:46,390 -Describe your childhood in one word. 45 00:01:46,420 --> 00:01:47,800 -Happy. 46 00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:49,890 -Uh-huh. 47 00:01:49,920 --> 00:01:51,220 Happy. 48 00:01:51,260 --> 00:01:53,390 Okay. Now, Les, 49 00:01:53,430 --> 00:01:55,640 this session is what I like to call 50 00:01:55,680 --> 00:01:59,150 the Check Engine Light Is On. 51 00:01:59,180 --> 00:02:02,990 And we need to locate what needs service. 52 00:02:03,020 --> 00:02:05,110 But in order to start that repair, Les, 53 00:02:05,150 --> 00:02:08,320 we need to dig deep to diagnose it. 54 00:02:08,360 --> 00:02:09,910 Does that make sense? -Sure. 55 00:02:09,940 --> 00:02:11,910 Dig. Dig deep. 56 00:02:11,940 --> 00:02:13,080 -That's right. Les: Yeah. 57 00:02:13,110 --> 00:02:14,250 -Very good. 58 00:02:14,280 --> 00:02:15,460 So digging deeper, 59 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:19,580 describe your childhood in one word. 60 00:02:19,620 --> 00:02:21,590 -Joyful. -Deeper. 61 00:02:21,620 --> 00:02:23,960 -Idyllic. -Deeper still, Les. 62 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:26,090 -Loving? -Okay. 63 00:02:26,120 --> 00:02:29,140 [dramatic music playing] 64 00:02:33,880 --> 00:02:36,140 -I'm gonna change tack. 65 00:02:36,180 --> 00:02:37,310 Lindy... -Uh-hmm. 66 00:02:37,340 --> 00:02:38,350 -...from your perspective, 67 00:02:38,380 --> 00:02:40,770 how would you describe Les' childhood, one word? 68 00:02:40,810 --> 00:02:42,940 -Delusional. -What's that supposed to mean? 69 00:02:42,970 --> 00:02:45,990 -It means your mother created a fantasy childhood for you. 70 00:02:46,020 --> 00:02:47,780 -Is she qualified to make these 71 00:02:47,810 --> 00:02:49,660 psychological hypotheses? 72 00:02:49,690 --> 00:02:51,200 -Hypotheses? 73 00:02:51,230 --> 00:02:52,710 It's not hypothesis. 74 00:02:53,820 --> 00:02:55,450 Your mother told me. 75 00:02:55,490 --> 00:02:57,120 -Hmm. -What? 76 00:02:57,160 --> 00:02:58,290 Lindy: Nancy told me. 77 00:02:58,320 --> 00:02:59,880 She was protecting you 78 00:02:59,910 --> 00:03:03,130 from your hypercritical controlling father. 79 00:03:03,160 --> 00:03:06,840 -She is misinterpreting my dad's tough love as critical. 80 00:03:06,870 --> 00:03:08,970 -Was it Nancy who called it tough love? 81 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:11,850 -Yeah. Was. And I believe her. 82 00:03:13,590 --> 00:03:15,360 -Delusional. 83 00:03:21,350 --> 00:03:24,370 ["Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy" playing] 84 00:03:31,440 --> 00:03:33,330 -I mean, 85 00:03:33,360 --> 00:03:37,200 he has gone fucking mad. 86 00:03:37,240 --> 00:03:40,830 -Yeah. He's just-- he's been at it all night. 87 00:03:40,870 --> 00:03:44,090 Just moving, searching, taping it. 88 00:03:44,120 --> 00:03:46,840 Ugh. -Look at that trap. 89 00:03:46,870 --> 00:03:48,760 It's ridiculous. 90 00:03:48,790 --> 00:03:51,180 Shrinks my laptop as bait? 91 00:03:51,210 --> 00:03:52,310 Ugh. Get outta here. 92 00:03:53,460 --> 00:03:54,900 [scoffs] 93 00:03:56,470 --> 00:03:57,930 -Hey, hey, hey. Yeah, sure. 94 00:03:57,970 --> 00:04:00,020 Maybe it's not his best work, 95 00:04:00,050 --> 00:04:02,520 but he's obviously worried about you. 96 00:04:02,550 --> 00:04:04,020 -Uh, no. 97 00:04:04,060 --> 00:04:07,400 He is worried because he can't control me. 98 00:04:07,430 --> 00:04:09,530 -Maybe control is his love language. 99 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:11,200 -Well, maybe that sucks, Richard. 100 00:04:11,230 --> 00:04:12,700 I mean, if he catches me, 101 00:04:12,730 --> 00:04:15,410 who knows what he'll lock me up in next? 102 00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:16,580 -I can see from your point of view 103 00:04:16,610 --> 00:04:18,040 how that could suck. -Yeah. 104 00:04:18,070 --> 00:04:20,210 -But look, we could easily outsmart 105 00:04:20,240 --> 00:04:22,370 that rudimentary trap 106 00:04:22,410 --> 00:04:24,750 and just obtain the laptop, send him a little email. 107 00:04:24,790 --> 00:04:27,460 Put his mind at ease. -We're not obtaining anything, 108 00:04:27,500 --> 00:04:29,260 that defeats the purpose. 109 00:04:29,290 --> 00:04:31,380 -No. Yeah, I know that-- Wait, remind me? 110 00:04:31,420 --> 00:04:33,260 -We are proving my independence. 111 00:04:33,290 --> 00:04:34,970 -We... -Me, I-- 112 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:37,390 Okay. I don't need a laptop. 113 00:04:37,420 --> 00:04:38,560 I have my phone. 114 00:04:38,590 --> 00:04:39,560 -Got it. 115 00:04:39,590 --> 00:04:41,230 -So, let's just... 116 00:04:41,260 --> 00:04:42,730 -Do you want a little help with that? 117 00:04:42,760 --> 00:04:44,730 -I got it. 118 00:04:44,760 --> 00:04:45,940 [grunts] 119 00:04:45,970 --> 00:04:47,770 [phone chiming] 120 00:04:47,810 --> 00:04:49,730 -Oh. Whoever Terry is, 121 00:04:49,770 --> 00:04:51,280 he or she really wants to get ahold of you. 122 00:04:51,310 --> 00:04:53,910 -Ah, yeah. She's my first call. 123 00:04:53,940 --> 00:04:56,910 Richard: Your story, they published it. 124 00:04:56,940 --> 00:04:58,330 -No! -Yeah! 125 00:04:58,360 --> 00:04:59,950 -No. -Yeah! 126 00:04:59,990 --> 00:05:03,420 -Ohh. Oh, God. Oh. -[laughs] 127 00:05:03,450 --> 00:05:04,420 -They love you. 128 00:05:04,450 --> 00:05:06,080 [phone chiming] 129 00:05:06,120 --> 00:05:07,130 -Who's they? 130 00:05:07,160 --> 00:05:09,250 -Uh, everyone. 131 00:05:09,290 --> 00:05:10,670 -Wait, everyone? 132 00:05:10,710 --> 00:05:12,090 -Like, every--everyone. 133 00:05:12,120 --> 00:05:16,430 Everyone. Look, look, it's-- [laughs] everyone. 134 00:05:16,460 --> 00:05:18,010 I mean, you know, my mom says saying 135 00:05:18,050 --> 00:05:21,850 "I told you so" is tacky, but I told you so. 136 00:05:21,880 --> 00:05:24,270 Lindy: Breathtaking? 137 00:05:24,300 --> 00:05:26,240 Worth waiting for? 138 00:05:28,310 --> 00:05:31,690 Everyone loves me. 139 00:05:31,730 --> 00:05:32,780 [laughs] 140 00:05:32,810 --> 00:05:34,580 [phone ringing] 141 00:05:36,570 --> 00:05:38,160 -You better be sitting in a dark room 142 00:05:38,190 --> 00:05:39,370 with the curtains drawn. 143 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:40,620 -I'm viral. 144 00:05:40,650 --> 00:05:43,830 I'm "Cat Person" viral. Me. 145 00:05:43,860 --> 00:05:46,170 I'm viral. -Like a bad flu. Look, Lindy. 146 00:05:46,200 --> 00:05:48,500 Lindy: I thought I'd been forgotten, 147 00:05:48,540 --> 00:05:50,380 discarded, a has-been, 148 00:05:50,410 --> 00:05:53,880 but it turns out they were waiting for me patiently 149 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:56,720 and they still love me. 150 00:05:56,750 --> 00:05:58,970 -Reality check, you didn't fucking write it. 151 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:00,810 -It's not about the story. 152 00:06:00,840 --> 00:06:03,310 It's about my fans and that they love me. 153 00:06:03,340 --> 00:06:05,060 That they still love me. 154 00:06:05,090 --> 00:06:06,480 -You're basking in make-believe glory. 155 00:06:06,510 --> 00:06:07,900 This is a ticking time bomb 156 00:06:07,930 --> 00:06:09,230 that is going to blow. 157 00:06:09,260 --> 00:06:11,190 -Wait a minute. You-- 158 00:06:11,220 --> 00:06:14,650 You told me that you were gonna disarm the bomb. 159 00:06:14,690 --> 00:06:16,660 -I tried. Okay? 160 00:06:16,690 --> 00:06:18,240 I--I flew Jackie out to New York, 161 00:06:18,270 --> 00:06:20,740 was out-negotiated by hayseeds. 162 00:06:20,780 --> 00:06:23,040 Had sex with a cowboy in an elevator, 163 00:06:23,070 --> 00:06:24,160 never got his name. 164 00:06:24,200 --> 00:06:26,750 -Oh, my God. And? 165 00:06:26,780 --> 00:06:27,920 -It was wonderful. 166 00:06:27,950 --> 00:06:28,920 He was wonderful. 167 00:06:28,950 --> 00:06:30,000 -You need to find him. 168 00:06:30,040 --> 00:06:31,590 -Oh, I have to find him. 169 00:06:31,620 --> 00:06:33,710 -Hey. Uh, 50 Shades of Pay on the line. 170 00:06:33,750 --> 00:06:34,840 -E.L. or the assistant? 171 00:06:34,870 --> 00:06:36,550 -E.L. Lindy's nuts. 172 00:06:36,580 --> 00:06:37,770 It's chef's kiss. 173 00:06:38,710 --> 00:06:40,050 -I can hear him. 174 00:06:40,090 --> 00:06:42,350 Terry: Lindy, listen to me. 175 00:06:42,380 --> 00:06:44,060 We have a chance to fix this. 176 00:06:44,090 --> 00:06:46,350 We still have plausible deniability. 177 00:06:46,380 --> 00:06:47,850 So just do nothing. 178 00:06:47,890 --> 00:06:50,270 I mean, fucking nothing. Say nothing. 179 00:06:50,310 --> 00:06:51,560 Do you hear me? Lindy: Yes. 180 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:54,410 Do and say nothing. 181 00:06:58,100 --> 00:07:01,370 -The, um, "Today" show wants an interview. 182 00:07:01,400 --> 00:07:02,700 -The "Today" show? 183 00:07:02,730 --> 00:07:04,540 -The "Today" show. 184 00:07:04,570 --> 00:07:05,700 -Wants me? 185 00:07:05,740 --> 00:07:08,510 The "Today" show wants me? 186 00:07:10,580 --> 00:07:12,140 Wait. 187 00:07:13,750 --> 00:07:15,210 -Wait. No, no. Look. 188 00:07:15,250 --> 00:07:17,850 On Zoom, you'll be regular size. 189 00:07:21,590 --> 00:07:23,430 -No, I... 190 00:07:23,460 --> 00:07:24,970 I can't. Oh, my God. 191 00:07:25,010 --> 00:07:26,890 I--okay. 192 00:07:26,930 --> 00:07:29,390 I--this is not-- I can't, really. 193 00:07:29,430 --> 00:07:31,400 I mean, I absolutely cannot. 194 00:07:31,430 --> 00:07:33,060 I--no. I mean, there's no way. 195 00:07:33,100 --> 00:07:35,570 I'm absolutely not doing the "Today" show. Oh, my-- 196 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:36,740 I can't do the "Today" show. -Okay. Listen to me. 197 00:07:36,770 --> 00:07:37,650 Listen, listen. I know-- I know-- 198 00:07:37,690 --> 00:07:38,610 I know you're scared. 199 00:07:38,650 --> 00:07:39,740 I know it's been a minute 200 00:07:39,770 --> 00:07:40,990 since you've been the toast 201 00:07:41,020 --> 00:07:42,160 of the literary town. -Yes. But... 202 00:07:42,190 --> 00:07:44,240 -But this is Jenna. 203 00:07:44,280 --> 00:07:45,240 -Jenna? 204 00:07:45,280 --> 00:07:47,120 -Pulitzer Prize winner 205 00:07:47,150 --> 00:07:49,910 Lindy Littlejohn, okay? 206 00:07:49,950 --> 00:07:51,960 The world, we've waited long enough. 207 00:07:51,990 --> 00:07:53,300 This is your time. 208 00:07:55,700 --> 00:07:57,420 -It's my time. -Are you kidding? 209 00:07:57,460 --> 00:07:59,090 This is your time. 210 00:07:59,120 --> 00:08:02,140 -It's my time. I... 211 00:08:02,170 --> 00:08:03,730 -Just say it. 212 00:08:06,510 --> 00:08:07,930 -Here's the thing though. Oh. 213 00:08:07,970 --> 00:08:09,100 -Mm-mm. Mm-mm. 214 00:08:09,130 --> 00:08:10,690 Too much talking in the head. 215 00:08:12,800 --> 00:08:14,440 -Book it. -We're gonna book it. 216 00:08:14,470 --> 00:08:15,360 -Book it! 217 00:08:15,390 --> 00:08:17,360 [both screams] 218 00:08:17,390 --> 00:08:19,320 -I'm gonna be on the "Today" show. 219 00:08:19,350 --> 00:08:22,160 "Today" show! -[phone beeping] 220 00:08:22,190 --> 00:08:24,030 -Okay. Okay. Okay. 221 00:08:24,070 --> 00:08:25,700 Excited, excited. -Wait. 222 00:08:25,730 --> 00:08:27,450 -Bad news. The, um, the phone is out of battery. 223 00:08:27,490 --> 00:08:29,540 It's dead. Um... 224 00:08:29,570 --> 00:08:31,790 -Why didn't you get the charger? 225 00:08:31,820 --> 00:08:35,260 -[grunting] 226 00:08:39,910 --> 00:08:41,630 -[phone clatters] -Oh! Ah! 227 00:08:41,670 --> 00:08:43,680 Uh, just a thought, don't kill the messenger. 228 00:08:43,710 --> 00:08:46,050 How about we just get the... -If you say laptop, 229 00:08:46,090 --> 00:08:47,890 we're not getting the laptop. -La, la, la, la, la. 230 00:08:47,920 --> 00:08:49,220 -No, no, no, no. 231 00:08:49,260 --> 00:08:51,140 We are gonna go get the charger 232 00:08:51,180 --> 00:08:53,850 because the charger equals independence. 233 00:08:53,890 --> 00:08:58,120 [Les snoring] 234 00:09:00,020 --> 00:09:02,320 Richard: He should have used a more sensitive trigger. 235 00:09:02,350 --> 00:09:03,410 I just think the... -Okay. You need to let it go, 236 00:09:03,440 --> 00:09:04,570 Richie. -Okay. 237 00:09:04,610 --> 00:09:05,530 -We're not going for the laptop. 238 00:09:05,570 --> 00:09:07,040 -Sure. Nancy: Les? 239 00:09:07,900 --> 00:09:08,840 -We gotta hide. -Huh? 240 00:09:08,870 --> 00:09:10,410 -The couch. -[heavy footsteps approaching] 241 00:09:10,450 --> 00:09:11,870 Get on. -Oh, wait for me. 242 00:09:11,910 --> 00:09:13,050 Wait for me. -Get on. 243 00:09:14,530 --> 00:09:15,630 -Les. 244 00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:19,550 -[Les snoring] 245 00:09:21,210 --> 00:09:23,260 -Les? 246 00:09:23,290 --> 00:09:24,760 Les. -[Les gasps, snorts] 247 00:09:24,790 --> 00:09:26,680 -It's okay. It's okay, dear. 248 00:09:26,710 --> 00:09:28,050 It's me. It's Mom. 249 00:09:28,090 --> 00:09:31,350 -Oh. Oh. -Are you-- 250 00:09:31,380 --> 00:09:33,560 are you having a nervous breakdown? 251 00:09:33,590 --> 00:09:36,940 It--it's okay if you are. 252 00:09:36,970 --> 00:09:40,330 I could call Lindy. Which... 253 00:09:41,730 --> 00:09:43,280 -You're in the wrong zone. 254 00:09:43,310 --> 00:09:44,950 You gotta be in the Les zone. 255 00:09:44,980 --> 00:09:47,030 This--do not walk outside the Les zone. 256 00:09:47,070 --> 00:09:48,370 -Les. -Yes. Keep your-- 257 00:09:48,400 --> 00:09:49,370 keep your voice down. 258 00:09:49,400 --> 00:09:50,370 Let me check your shoes. 259 00:09:50,400 --> 00:09:51,410 Oh, God. 260 00:09:51,440 --> 00:09:52,410 Oh, good. Oh, good. 261 00:09:52,450 --> 00:09:53,540 She's not there. 262 00:09:53,570 --> 00:09:54,580 She's not there. -Les, Les, 263 00:09:54,610 --> 00:09:56,040 Les, Les, Les. -Yeah. 264 00:09:56,070 --> 00:09:58,080 -I am very worried about you. 265 00:09:58,120 --> 00:09:59,250 -No, Mom. I'm fine. I'm fine. 266 00:09:59,290 --> 00:10:00,590 I'm okay. I'm good. I'm good. 267 00:10:00,620 --> 00:10:02,210 We--uh, I'm just-- uh, I've been, 268 00:10:02,250 --> 00:10:05,630 um, remodeling the house for Lindy as a surprise. 269 00:10:05,670 --> 00:10:07,300 -Oh. -Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 270 00:10:07,340 --> 00:10:09,390 Uh, and I'm worried about you being up here. 271 00:10:09,420 --> 00:10:10,970 It's dangerous. So we should go-- 272 00:10:11,010 --> 00:10:12,270 we should go downstairs. Come on. Come on. 273 00:10:12,300 --> 00:10:14,930 Yeah. -I think you are unwell. 274 00:10:14,970 --> 00:10:16,560 -No, it's fine. It's the fumes. 275 00:10:16,590 --> 00:10:17,900 It's the fumes from the floor. 276 00:10:17,930 --> 00:10:19,060 That's the whole thing. -What? 277 00:10:19,100 --> 00:10:21,230 -So, all right. Okay. 278 00:10:21,270 --> 00:10:22,730 So, we're on the move. 279 00:10:22,770 --> 00:10:24,990 And, um, we're gonna go... -Uh-hmm. 280 00:10:25,020 --> 00:10:26,570 -...downstairs in the Les zone. 281 00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:27,740 No, you got to stay! -Oh, oh. 282 00:10:27,770 --> 00:10:29,160 -You must, Mom. You gotta stay 283 00:10:29,190 --> 00:10:30,410 in the Les zone. -Oh, in the Les zone. 284 00:10:30,440 --> 00:10:32,080 -Yeah. Okay. See? 285 00:10:32,110 --> 00:10:34,290 We're good. See? Les zone. That's it. 286 00:10:34,320 --> 00:10:35,910 Down we go. We're going down. 287 00:10:35,950 --> 00:10:37,220 -Okay. We gotta move. 288 00:10:38,160 --> 00:10:40,420 Richard! -Huh? Yeah. 289 00:10:40,450 --> 00:10:42,640 You know, I, uh-- 290 00:10:44,960 --> 00:10:46,390 I miss my mom. 291 00:10:48,380 --> 00:10:52,100 -Yeah. Les, Les has a really good mom. 292 00:10:52,130 --> 00:10:55,140 You know, Nancy, uh, she shielded him 293 00:10:55,180 --> 00:10:57,100 from reality too much 294 00:10:57,140 --> 00:10:59,770 and also from his dad though, who was, wow, 295 00:10:59,800 --> 00:11:04,150 but Nancy, no, she's a-- yeah, she's a mom mom. 296 00:11:04,180 --> 00:11:08,030 The kind I always wished I had-- Imagined, 297 00:11:08,060 --> 00:11:11,830 what would I be like if I did have. 298 00:11:13,190 --> 00:11:14,340 Hmm. 299 00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:17,460 -I think I need a minute. 300 00:11:17,490 --> 00:11:20,120 -Yeah. Yeah, we can-- 301 00:11:20,160 --> 00:11:22,430 we can take a minute. 302 00:11:28,330 --> 00:11:30,970 -Okay, Mom. So, you know, we agreed last night 303 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:32,800 with a change of plans and Magoo's with Lindy 304 00:11:32,840 --> 00:11:34,470 and I'm--I'm working 305 00:11:34,510 --> 00:11:36,560 and Lulu's here at home, 306 00:11:36,590 --> 00:11:38,560 but she's in and out and she's doing her thing that, 307 00:11:38,590 --> 00:11:40,650 you know, you should-- you should probably just-- 308 00:11:40,680 --> 00:11:41,690 you should go home. 309 00:11:41,720 --> 00:11:43,190 Okay? Okay? 310 00:11:43,220 --> 00:11:45,320 -Les. -Yeah. 311 00:11:45,350 --> 00:11:46,530 -I don't believe you. 312 00:11:46,560 --> 00:11:47,530 -Which part? 313 00:11:47,560 --> 00:11:48,900 -Every part, dear. 314 00:11:48,940 --> 00:11:51,360 -I'm acting perfectly normal. 315 00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:54,160 -The last-minute remodeling? -[groans] 316 00:11:54,190 --> 00:11:56,330 Nancy: The fumes that I did not smell. 317 00:11:56,360 --> 00:11:58,080 The Les zone. 318 00:11:58,110 --> 00:11:59,310 Lindy's disappearance? 319 00:11:59,350 --> 00:12:01,500 -"Lindy's disappearance"? That's a little Dateline. 320 00:12:01,530 --> 00:12:03,330 "The husband was the last one to see her." 321 00:12:03,370 --> 00:12:06,000 She's at the gray house, Mom. 322 00:12:06,040 --> 00:12:07,420 Okay? Other than that, 323 00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:09,340 I do not see my behavior as bizarre. 324 00:12:09,370 --> 00:12:11,680 I am working really hard. 325 00:12:11,710 --> 00:12:13,510 I am very stressed out 326 00:12:13,540 --> 00:12:15,850 and I'm not sleeping very well, 327 00:12:15,880 --> 00:12:17,680 but I'm fine, Mom. 328 00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:19,350 I'm fine. Okay? 329 00:12:19,380 --> 00:12:21,390 I'm fine. -Sure, dear. 330 00:12:21,430 --> 00:12:24,520 When you're ready to talk, I'm right here. 331 00:12:24,560 --> 00:12:26,360 -We talked and I'm good, 332 00:12:26,390 --> 00:12:28,400 but it is too dangerous for you here. 333 00:12:28,430 --> 00:12:29,780 Okay? 334 00:12:29,810 --> 00:12:32,450 -I promise I will stay downstairs, 335 00:12:32,480 --> 00:12:34,240 away from these fumes, 336 00:12:34,270 --> 00:12:36,830 but I am not leaving until I know you're okay. 337 00:12:37,900 --> 00:12:39,410 One last thing. -Yes, Mom. 338 00:12:39,450 --> 00:12:42,670 -When was the last time you showered, dear? 339 00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:44,760 -[Les sniffs] 340 00:12:46,910 --> 00:12:48,250 -Okay. Richard: Whoo! 341 00:12:48,290 --> 00:12:49,960 Let's get that charger. 342 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:52,720 Now you just have to scale the vertical surface 343 00:12:52,750 --> 00:12:53,970 using the floss, 344 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:55,220 like a rock climber would a rope. 345 00:12:55,250 --> 00:12:56,550 You just... [sucks teeth] 346 00:12:56,590 --> 00:12:57,810 all the way up. 347 00:12:57,840 --> 00:12:59,770 -I can't do one pull-up, Richie. 348 00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:01,390 -But you have the power 349 00:13:01,430 --> 00:13:04,150 of the square-cube law behind you. 350 00:13:04,180 --> 00:13:06,900 -See, why even pause, just explain. 351 00:13:06,930 --> 00:13:08,820 -Okay. Simple math. 352 00:13:08,850 --> 00:13:10,940 As our size decreased, 353 00:13:10,980 --> 00:13:13,490 our proportional strength, that increased. 354 00:13:13,520 --> 00:13:15,570 It's like, um, ants. 355 00:13:15,610 --> 00:13:16,990 -I fuckin' hate ants. 356 00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:19,240 -Yes, but ant math is never wrong. 357 00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:21,790 -Okay. Well, you're tiny too, so you do it. 358 00:13:21,820 --> 00:13:26,290 -Yeah, yeah, yeah. But this is your independence. 359 00:13:26,330 --> 00:13:27,670 Math is freedom. 360 00:13:27,700 --> 00:13:29,970 Freedom is independence. Go! 361 00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:32,670 [tense music playing] 362 00:13:32,710 --> 00:13:33,810 -Right. 363 00:13:35,340 --> 00:13:36,590 [exhales] 364 00:13:36,630 --> 00:13:39,680 It's gonna-- yeah, it's not gonna... 365 00:13:39,710 --> 00:13:41,140 -What are you-- what are you doing? 366 00:13:41,170 --> 00:13:44,770 -I'm conjuring my inner freedom math. 367 00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:45,850 -This is exciting. 368 00:13:45,890 --> 00:13:47,110 -[door closes] -[tense music plays] 369 00:13:47,140 --> 00:13:48,490 -Should we hide? -No, no. Shh. 370 00:13:48,760 --> 00:13:51,440 Les: I'm walking through the foyer in the Les zone. 371 00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:52,940 I'm leaving for the lab, 372 00:13:52,980 --> 00:13:54,360 but I'd still love to hear from you. 373 00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:56,820 -Wait, wait. -[door opens] 374 00:13:56,860 --> 00:13:59,780 Les: Now I've opened the front door. Martin? 375 00:13:59,820 --> 00:14:01,120 Martin: You never answer your phone. 376 00:14:01,150 --> 00:14:03,120 -Martin? We're in the clear. 377 00:14:03,150 --> 00:14:04,210 He's never lettin' Martin in here. 378 00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:05,460 -Yeah. But Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom is... 379 00:14:05,490 --> 00:14:06,670 -Mom is in the basement 380 00:14:06,700 --> 00:14:07,630 and she's a rule-follower. 381 00:14:07,660 --> 00:14:08,630 She'll stay there. 382 00:14:08,660 --> 00:14:09,840 It's Lulu. 383 00:14:09,870 --> 00:14:10,960 We don't have eyes on Lulu. 384 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:13,670 So, tick-tock. 385 00:14:13,710 --> 00:14:14,970 You gotta help me. 386 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:16,970 -Oh, yeah. I'm gonna help you. 387 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:19,350 [phone dings and vibrates] 388 00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:29,700 [phone chimes] 389 00:14:51,290 --> 00:14:54,220 [Lulu breathes deeply] 390 00:15:01,210 --> 00:15:02,610 -Intense. 391 00:15:07,390 --> 00:15:09,730 Lindy: I remember the moment I discovered my mother 392 00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:11,440 was a liar. 393 00:15:11,470 --> 00:15:12,690 -Too intense. 394 00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:14,690 Mike: You're too intense. 395 00:15:14,730 --> 00:15:16,190 Lulu: You. 396 00:15:16,230 --> 00:15:19,080 -Me. -Why? 397 00:15:20,060 --> 00:15:23,280 -Roommate? -Well... 398 00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:24,790 -Sure. -Stop. 399 00:15:24,820 --> 00:15:26,450 Mike: What? -You suck. 400 00:15:26,490 --> 00:15:28,120 -And you probably suck more. 401 00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:30,120 -Okay, so I was a dick. 402 00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:31,960 Sorry. -You didn't insult me. 403 00:15:31,990 --> 00:15:33,590 -Oh, you don't go to Forest Park? 404 00:15:33,620 --> 00:15:35,130 -No, I do. 405 00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:37,310 I just don't give a fuck about what you think. 406 00:15:38,580 --> 00:15:40,640 Who's Wendy Presid? 407 00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:44,720 -Wendy? What? 408 00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:48,230 -Yeah, she left a pretty hefty bar tab last night. 409 00:15:48,260 --> 00:15:49,810 -She sounds like a good time. 410 00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:52,100 -You both had whiskey sours. 411 00:15:52,140 --> 00:15:56,070 She paid for your tab, but then left her credit card. 412 00:15:56,100 --> 00:15:57,000 Huh. 413 00:15:57,030 --> 00:15:58,900 Okay, why don't you just fucking say it? 414 00:15:58,940 --> 00:16:00,660 -Credit card fraud. 415 00:16:05,530 --> 00:16:06,910 -So, what is this? 416 00:16:06,940 --> 00:16:10,210 Is this a shirtless citizen's arrest? 417 00:16:11,780 --> 00:16:12,750 -No badge. 418 00:16:12,780 --> 00:16:14,140 -Nowhere to pin it. 419 00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:16,420 -I'm only asking. 420 00:16:16,450 --> 00:16:18,970 -Only you asking? -Only me. 421 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:20,470 -Good. 422 00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:22,520 It's a stupid question anyway. 423 00:16:32,640 --> 00:16:34,820 Okay, I'm gonna go. 424 00:16:35,090 --> 00:16:36,910 -Well, happy reading, Wendy. 425 00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:43,280 -You ran out saying someone could be dead. 426 00:16:43,310 --> 00:16:45,530 -Yeah, Lindy is-- Lindy is having a hard time. 427 00:16:45,570 --> 00:16:48,160 -Is she sick? -No, she's unwell. 428 00:16:48,190 --> 00:16:51,790 -Oh. Look, I am happy to stay with Lindy. 429 00:16:51,820 --> 00:16:52,960 -No, she's at the gray house. 430 00:16:52,990 --> 00:16:54,880 -Oh, but you rushed home. 431 00:16:54,910 --> 00:16:56,130 -She left this morning 432 00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:58,500 'cause she's emotionally unwell. 433 00:16:58,540 --> 00:16:59,840 -Oh, right, yeah. 434 00:16:59,870 --> 00:17:01,550 Should--Should she be alone? 435 00:17:01,580 --> 00:17:04,050 -No, Gary and Meg are nearby. It's a lot, Martin. 436 00:17:04,090 --> 00:17:05,050 There's a lot to keep in my head, okay? 437 00:17:05,090 --> 00:17:06,010 -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 438 00:17:06,050 --> 00:17:06,970 barista: Quad for Les, 439 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,680 herbal tea for Martin. 440 00:17:08,710 --> 00:17:10,110 Les: Bob? 441 00:17:11,260 --> 00:17:13,140 Oh, oh, fuck! 442 00:17:13,180 --> 00:17:15,030 -Another quad for Les. 443 00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:20,240 Les: Is that Nils with Bob? 444 00:17:27,020 --> 00:17:29,130 -[grunting] 445 00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:39,750 -Ca-Ca--Careful. Yes! 446 00:17:39,790 --> 00:17:43,220 [bird chirping] 447 00:17:45,210 --> 00:17:47,600 Richard: Keep going! 448 00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:55,400 Almost there. 449 00:17:58,720 --> 00:18:00,780 Yes! You did it! 450 00:18:00,810 --> 00:18:03,280 -Whoo! 451 00:18:03,310 --> 00:18:05,240 Oh, I love math! 452 00:18:05,270 --> 00:18:06,530 -I know, right? 453 00:18:06,560 --> 00:18:08,620 It's, like, it's never wrong. 454 00:18:08,650 --> 00:18:10,530 Uh, and the charger? 455 00:18:10,570 --> 00:18:12,170 -On it! 456 00:18:13,150 --> 00:18:15,250 Oh, okay. 457 00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:18,340 [whimsical music playing] 458 00:18:29,420 --> 00:18:31,930 [Christmas music playing] 459 00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:34,730 Les: Big smile. Ready, ready and... 460 00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:35,730 [camera shutter clicks] 461 00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:37,230 -Okay. All right. 462 00:18:37,260 --> 00:18:39,110 Ready? -Ready, ready, ready? 463 00:18:39,140 --> 00:18:41,480 -Three, two, one. 464 00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:43,330 -Merry Christmas! -Merry Christmas! 465 00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:46,400 -A dollhouse. It's just like our house. 466 00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:48,240 -Yeah, Daddy's been working on this for months. 467 00:18:48,270 --> 00:18:49,780 -Oh, it was Mommy's idea. 468 00:18:49,820 --> 00:18:53,080 -Well, I knew you liked the one Steffy had. 469 00:18:53,110 --> 00:18:55,160 -This is way better than Steffy. 470 00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:56,460 -And look, the lights work. 471 00:18:56,490 --> 00:18:58,460 See? Lindy: Wow! 472 00:18:58,490 --> 00:18:59,750 Wait, wait, who do we have here? 473 00:18:59,780 --> 00:19:01,090 -Me and you. 474 00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:03,250 -Oh, where's Daddy? -He's at work. 475 00:19:03,290 --> 00:19:05,090 -Yeah, arguing with the mean people 476 00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:06,420 from Monsanto 477 00:19:06,460 --> 00:19:08,180 and the Organic Produce Alliance. 478 00:19:08,210 --> 00:19:10,430 Young Lulu: Mommy's at home. 479 00:19:10,460 --> 00:19:13,860 -Oh, yes. But Mommy is in her office, working. 480 00:19:15,010 --> 00:19:18,480 -No, but Mommy's watching TV. 481 00:19:18,510 --> 00:19:19,600 -Uh, no. 482 00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:23,270 Mommy is at her desk writing. 483 00:19:23,310 --> 00:19:27,330 -No, she's watching TV. 484 00:19:29,810 --> 00:19:31,420 -[sighs] 485 00:19:35,190 --> 00:19:38,010 -I'm the architect of my own prison. 486 00:19:41,490 --> 00:19:43,050 Not anymore. 487 00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:47,350 [dramatic music playing] 488 00:19:49,210 --> 00:19:51,010 [Lindy sighs] 489 00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:54,940 Okay. You got this. 490 00:19:59,010 --> 00:20:00,730 [grunts] 491 00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:02,020 [groans, screams] 492 00:20:02,050 --> 00:20:03,480 -Lindy! You all right? 493 00:20:03,510 --> 00:20:04,620 Lindy: Yeah. 494 00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:08,410 Whoo! 495 00:20:14,020 --> 00:20:15,990 [grunting] 496 00:20:16,030 --> 00:20:19,050 [whimsical music playing] 497 00:20:20,570 --> 00:20:22,370 -[laughing] 498 00:20:22,410 --> 00:20:23,830 Freedom! 499 00:20:23,870 --> 00:20:25,050 Oh, shit. 500 00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:28,560 Richard: I, uh--I'm fine. 501 00:20:29,290 --> 00:20:31,340 -[pants] 502 00:20:31,380 --> 00:20:32,730 [sighs] 503 00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:38,900 -Grandma. 504 00:20:39,170 --> 00:20:41,730 -Oh, you are a sight, dear. 505 00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:43,520 [laughs] 506 00:20:43,550 --> 00:20:45,520 -I'm hungover, grandma, 507 00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:47,900 and I'm not the legal drinking age. 508 00:20:47,930 --> 00:20:49,030 Do you hate me? 509 00:20:49,060 --> 00:20:50,070 -Never, dear, 510 00:20:50,100 --> 00:20:51,700 I appreciate your honesty. 511 00:20:51,730 --> 00:20:53,530 Don't lose that quality. 512 00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:55,740 -Yeah, I think I was a little too honest last night. 513 00:20:55,780 --> 00:20:57,920 -Oh, well, booze will do that. 514 00:20:59,650 --> 00:21:01,120 -I'm so glad you're here. 515 00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:02,750 I don't even know or care why. 516 00:21:02,780 --> 00:21:06,210 -Oh, crossed wires with your dad. 517 00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:08,750 Have you told him "Fuck science" yet? 518 00:21:08,790 --> 00:21:11,720 -Grandma. -Your words. 519 00:21:11,750 --> 00:21:13,850 Or that you flunked out of college? 520 00:21:15,090 --> 00:21:16,550 -Sounds worse when you say it. 521 00:21:16,590 --> 00:21:18,690 -Is that not accurate? 522 00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:24,150 -No, it's just... fuck. 523 00:21:25,100 --> 00:21:26,560 -What do you got there? 524 00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:29,320 -Oh, Mom's book. -Oh. 525 00:21:29,350 --> 00:21:31,570 -Apparently, I'm just like her. 526 00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:33,950 -Well, I'd take that as a compliment. 527 00:21:33,980 --> 00:21:35,780 -I don't think that's how she meant it. 528 00:21:35,820 --> 00:21:38,210 -I think you'll be surprised. 529 00:21:42,780 --> 00:21:45,470 [whimsical music playing] 530 00:21:49,950 --> 00:21:52,140 Les: Morning, Bob. 531 00:21:53,290 --> 00:21:54,300 -I didn't see you. 532 00:21:54,330 --> 00:21:55,640 Les: But I saw you. 533 00:21:56,670 --> 00:22:01,100 Nils, lattes, plural. 534 00:22:01,130 --> 00:22:02,430 -I can explain. 535 00:22:02,470 --> 00:22:04,100 -Yes, you can, and you will. 536 00:22:04,130 --> 00:22:07,150 I know you can't help yourself, Bob. 537 00:22:07,180 --> 00:22:08,440 -Technically speaking, 538 00:22:08,470 --> 00:22:09,650 I did not break the conditions 539 00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:11,440 stipulated in my NDA. 540 00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:14,110 I answered questions solely related to my brother-in-law 541 00:22:14,140 --> 00:22:15,700 and his experiences at MedBot. 542 00:22:15,730 --> 00:22:18,700 -Then why are you so nervous, Bob? 543 00:22:18,730 --> 00:22:20,450 -My brother-in-law alleges 544 00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:23,370 that once Hilton's company became the primary investor, 545 00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:25,290 they illegally acquired his tech. 546 00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:27,340 -Illegally acquired? 547 00:22:27,940 --> 00:22:29,710 -Oh, you know, as per my attorney, 548 00:22:29,740 --> 00:22:31,630 I must qualify, allegedly. 549 00:22:31,660 --> 00:22:33,670 Hilton's legal chicanery is airtight 550 00:22:33,710 --> 00:22:35,380 and I mean airtight. 551 00:22:35,420 --> 00:22:37,510 -How did Hilton illegally acquire 552 00:22:37,540 --> 00:22:39,470 your brother-in-law's tech, Bob? 553 00:22:39,500 --> 00:22:41,140 -Well, they closed ranks, 554 00:22:41,170 --> 00:22:44,360 had my brother-in-law removed, allegedly. 555 00:22:46,390 --> 00:22:48,480 Vivienne: Gentlemen. both: We didn't see you. 556 00:22:48,510 --> 00:22:50,310 -We need to talk. both: Me? 557 00:22:50,350 --> 00:22:51,860 -Not you. Les, you. 558 00:22:51,890 --> 00:22:53,370 It's important. 559 00:22:55,730 --> 00:22:58,540 [tense music playing] 560 00:23:02,740 --> 00:23:04,910 Lindy: Okay. The "Today" show. 561 00:23:04,950 --> 00:23:06,790 I need to make a new 562 00:23:06,820 --> 00:23:08,590 first impression tomorrow morning. 563 00:23:10,740 --> 00:23:11,880 What? 564 00:23:11,910 --> 00:23:13,880 -[beep] 565 00:23:13,910 --> 00:23:15,880 -Okay. For your information, 566 00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:18,520 I gave Jackie Baldwin extensive notes. 567 00:23:19,750 --> 00:23:21,550 No one would even care about the story 568 00:23:21,590 --> 00:23:23,100 if it didn't have my name on it. 569 00:23:23,130 --> 00:23:24,810 Les took everything from me. 570 00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:28,480 Look at me. I'm--I could be six inches tall forever. 571 00:23:28,510 --> 00:23:31,060 So I need this. I need this one thing. 572 00:23:31,100 --> 00:23:33,320 I tried. Okay? 573 00:23:33,350 --> 00:23:34,940 Writing is hard. 574 00:23:34,980 --> 00:23:36,780 And the pressure on a second book 575 00:23:36,810 --> 00:23:38,150 after winning the--pfft. 576 00:23:38,190 --> 00:23:40,660 I mean, it's paralyzing. 577 00:23:40,690 --> 00:23:41,960 I'm on my own. 578 00:23:45,990 --> 00:23:47,550 I need you to tell me it's okay. 579 00:23:49,450 --> 00:23:50,380 Please... 580 00:23:52,660 --> 00:23:56,060 ...tell me I'm independent. 581 00:23:57,290 --> 00:23:58,640 Tell me it's my turn. 582 00:24:00,170 --> 00:24:01,680 Tell me. 583 00:24:01,710 --> 00:24:03,760 It's mine. 584 00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:05,140 Me. 585 00:24:05,170 --> 00:24:06,930 Me? The Bordeaux. 586 00:24:06,970 --> 00:24:08,190 Thank you. 587 00:24:08,890 --> 00:24:10,480 -How's the second book coming? 588 00:24:10,510 --> 00:24:12,440 -[scoffs] 589 00:24:12,470 --> 00:24:14,110 It's not. -But it will. 590 00:24:14,140 --> 00:24:16,110 Do you remember how much Gary and I struggled 591 00:24:16,140 --> 00:24:19,110 when we were first starting the artisanal vitamin business? 592 00:24:19,140 --> 00:24:21,280 It was, what? -Oh, like nine and a half months 593 00:24:21,310 --> 00:24:22,610 before we made a single sale. 594 00:24:22,650 --> 00:24:24,780 -Nine and a half months 595 00:24:24,820 --> 00:24:26,120 before we made a single sale. 596 00:24:26,150 --> 00:24:27,540 -Yeah, but look at us now. 597 00:24:27,570 --> 00:24:28,950 Meg: Barely able to keep up with demand. 598 00:24:28,990 --> 00:24:30,660 Gary: Yeah. -And it is absolutely 599 00:24:30,700 --> 00:24:32,370 gonna be the same for you. 600 00:24:32,410 --> 00:24:33,880 -Same for you. 601 00:24:33,910 --> 00:24:36,000 -No, it's not. 602 00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:38,840 It's not the same... at all. 603 00:24:38,870 --> 00:24:40,390 It's absolutely not the same at all. 604 00:24:43,340 --> 00:24:45,550 -How is little Lulu? 605 00:24:45,590 --> 00:24:47,140 How was her Christmas? -Yes. 606 00:24:47,170 --> 00:24:48,470 -Oh, we knocked it out... -We--I... 607 00:24:48,510 --> 00:24:49,890 -...of the park. -Best parents ever. 608 00:24:49,930 --> 00:24:51,310 Show 'em, show 'em the pictures. -Oh, yeah. 609 00:24:51,340 --> 00:24:52,520 -Oh. Lindy: Yeah. 610 00:24:52,550 --> 00:24:54,150 You should see this dollhouse. 611 00:24:54,180 --> 00:24:55,650 -Oh, well, there she is. 612 00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:57,320 -Uh-huh. That's amazing. Right? -Cute, huh? 613 00:24:57,350 --> 00:24:59,990 -What a sweetie. Gary: What a sweetie. 614 00:25:00,020 --> 00:25:02,030 So, Les, what have you been working on these days? 615 00:25:02,060 --> 00:25:04,700 I mean, RIP GMO tomato. -Oh, yeah. 616 00:25:04,730 --> 00:25:07,200 Gary: Yeah. Meg: RIP GMO tomato. 617 00:25:07,230 --> 00:25:08,700 -But it did bring you success though. 618 00:25:08,740 --> 00:25:10,830 -You know, it did bring you some success. 619 00:25:10,860 --> 00:25:12,830 Gary: Yeah. -Well, I do have a little... 620 00:25:12,870 --> 00:25:14,210 [tongue clicks] germ of an idea, 621 00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:16,170 which I'm pretty excited about. 622 00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:18,590 Gary: Mmm. -You do? 623 00:25:18,620 --> 00:25:19,920 Les: Yeah. It's early days, 624 00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:22,340 but, um, I think I can say confidently 625 00:25:22,370 --> 00:25:25,090 that it does have the potential to change the world. 626 00:25:25,130 --> 00:25:26,550 -Has the potential to change the world? 627 00:25:26,590 --> 00:25:28,180 -Change the world. -I like the sound of that. 628 00:25:28,210 --> 00:25:30,180 -I like the sound of that too. 629 00:25:30,220 --> 00:25:33,240 -But, honey, it's my turn. Remember? 630 00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:39,020 -Well, actually, it's still my turn, sweetheart. 631 00:25:39,060 --> 00:25:40,360 I do remember. 632 00:25:40,390 --> 00:25:42,190 -Sorry, we don't. 633 00:25:42,230 --> 00:25:44,360 What is--what is the-- what is the turns thing? 634 00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:46,620 -Oh, well, we take turns supporting each other. 635 00:25:46,650 --> 00:25:48,530 So he supported me through my first book 636 00:25:48,570 --> 00:25:50,370 and I supported him through the first tomato. 637 00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:52,200 And now it's my turn again. Gary: Right. 638 00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:55,040 -He needs to support me for the second book. See? Turns. 639 00:25:55,070 --> 00:25:58,040 -No, because your turn won you the Pulitzer 640 00:25:58,080 --> 00:26:01,550 and my turn is yet to win me the Nobel. 641 00:26:01,580 --> 00:26:02,710 -The Nobel. 642 00:26:02,750 --> 00:26:04,880 Very funny. [laughter] -[both laughing] 643 00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:07,470 -Are you fucking joking? Honey? 644 00:26:07,500 --> 00:26:09,220 -Not at all. I'm not at all, sweetheart. 645 00:26:09,250 --> 00:26:12,890 -But the Nobel, I mean, that could be never. 646 00:26:12,930 --> 00:26:15,890 -That's how turns work, right? That's... 647 00:26:15,930 --> 00:26:20,610 -Your turn ended with the tomato that put you on the science map. 648 00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:22,070 But then went splat, followed by 649 00:26:22,100 --> 00:26:23,740 your imminent termination from Monsanto, 650 00:26:23,770 --> 00:26:25,240 followed by our housekeeper 651 00:26:25,270 --> 00:26:28,320 finding him naked, crying on the bed. 652 00:26:28,360 --> 00:26:29,910 -Oh. 653 00:26:29,940 --> 00:26:32,490 -Depression is a bitch. 654 00:26:32,530 --> 00:26:35,080 -Hmm. Yeah. 655 00:26:35,110 --> 00:26:36,580 -Oh, you know what? 656 00:26:36,620 --> 00:26:38,420 Should we take a visit to the Arch? 657 00:26:38,450 --> 00:26:40,890 Meg: Ooh. The Arch. Gary: The Arch. 658 00:26:42,120 --> 00:26:44,840 Les: How dare you tell Gary and Meg 659 00:26:44,870 --> 00:26:46,430 about my naked crying? Huh? 660 00:26:46,460 --> 00:26:48,010 That was me at my most vulnerable. 661 00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:49,430 That was a secret between us. 662 00:26:49,460 --> 00:26:50,970 Lindy: How dare you tell them 663 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,020 your germ of an idea before me. 664 00:26:53,050 --> 00:26:55,810 Especially when this got me trapped in St. Louis. 665 00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:58,940 And it's your turn until you win the Nobel? That's new. 666 00:26:58,970 --> 00:27:00,610 -Not everyone, Lindy, 667 00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:02,820 lucks into their prize on the first try. 668 00:27:02,850 --> 00:27:04,650 -Lucks? -You know what I mean. 669 00:27:04,690 --> 00:27:05,660 -I think I do. 670 00:27:08,980 --> 00:27:11,120 -Point is how can I trust you... -Oh, fuck. 671 00:27:11,150 --> 00:27:12,950 -...if you're gonna expose me like that? 672 00:27:12,990 --> 00:27:14,790 -Don't trust me then, just don't tell me 673 00:27:14,820 --> 00:27:16,120 anything ever again. -Fine. 674 00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:17,210 -I won't. I won't. -Good. Me too. 675 00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:19,000 -Great, secrets from now on. Yeah. 676 00:27:19,030 --> 00:27:20,170 -Secrets. -Need a secret. 677 00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:21,340 -Love a secret. 678 00:27:23,660 --> 00:27:26,930 But it is my turn. 679 00:27:27,530 --> 00:27:30,690 [thrilling music playing] 680 00:27:31,340 --> 00:27:32,890 My fucking turn. 681 00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:34,970 -Uh-uh. It's my turn, you understand me? 682 00:27:35,010 --> 00:27:36,640 -It's my fucking turn. 683 00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:39,520 It's my fucking turn, it's my fucking turn. 684 00:27:39,550 --> 00:27:41,810 [both moaning] 685 00:27:41,850 --> 00:27:43,370 -It's my fuckin' turn. 686 00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:45,910 My fuckin' turn. 687 00:27:46,540 --> 00:27:49,710 [suspenseful music playing] 688 00:27:50,110 --> 00:27:52,040 -I can't take any more bad cat news. 689 00:28:00,030 --> 00:28:02,330 [cat meows] 690 00:28:02,370 --> 00:28:04,420 So is this behavior normal? I don't know how to feel. 691 00:28:04,450 --> 00:28:05,590 What... -You should feel good. 692 00:28:05,620 --> 00:28:07,260 -Really? 693 00:28:07,290 --> 00:28:09,720 Vivienne: Mr. Magoo has diabetes. 694 00:28:09,750 --> 00:28:12,430 I stabilized his blood sugar and he's going to be fine. 695 00:28:12,460 --> 00:28:14,390 -So the seizures have nothing to do with miniaturization? 696 00:28:14,420 --> 00:28:15,720 -Completely unrelated. -[sighs] 697 00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:17,680 So she's going to live-- I mean he. 698 00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:18,850 He, he's going to live. 699 00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:21,070 -There is more good news. Look. 700 00:28:26,730 --> 00:28:29,440 That is a sample of Mr. Magoo's muscle tissue. 701 00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:32,360 The rapid expansion process might cause fragmentation 702 00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:33,700 in the atomic bonds, 703 00:28:33,730 --> 00:28:36,250 leaving them too fragile to hold. 704 00:28:38,650 --> 00:28:40,800 -So we need to-- 705 00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:44,210 we need to slow the reaction. 706 00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:45,880 -To allow the nuclei time... 707 00:28:45,910 --> 00:28:48,300 -[snaps finger] To form stronger bonds. 708 00:28:48,330 --> 00:28:49,800 -Stronger bonds are fundamental 709 00:28:49,830 --> 00:28:52,760 in the expansion of any fragile connection 710 00:28:52,790 --> 00:28:55,260 or alliance. 711 00:28:55,300 --> 00:28:56,770 -Oh, I agree. 712 00:29:01,260 --> 00:29:02,190 [snaps] 713 00:29:03,300 --> 00:29:05,780 -We need a neutron moderator. 714 00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:11,620 [♪♪♪] 715 00:29:13,110 --> 00:29:16,950 V, the bond, 716 00:29:16,980 --> 00:29:19,160 equals V naught... 717 00:29:19,190 --> 00:29:20,830 -Times the exponential of... 718 00:29:20,860 --> 00:29:23,170 -Negative R 719 00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:25,670 divided by lambda. 720 00:29:25,700 --> 00:29:27,670 -I see it. Keep going. 721 00:29:27,700 --> 00:29:29,760 -H-hat equals 722 00:29:29,790 --> 00:29:32,090 negative H-bar squared over... 723 00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:35,430 -Don't stop. -...and over, over, over, um, 724 00:29:35,460 --> 00:29:37,600 two times the mass of the nucleus, 725 00:29:37,630 --> 00:29:39,430 uh, times the Laplacian operator. 726 00:29:39,460 --> 00:29:43,020 -Yes. -Um, and was, uh, V, uh, 727 00:29:43,050 --> 00:29:44,480 multiplied by R? -Yes. Yes. 728 00:29:44,510 --> 00:29:45,940 -Yes? Oh, God. -Yes. 729 00:29:45,970 --> 00:29:47,360 -God, this is what I've been... -Yeah. 730 00:29:47,390 --> 00:29:48,660 -...missing. 731 00:29:51,690 --> 00:29:53,280 We should, uh... 732 00:29:53,310 --> 00:29:54,660 both: Check the math. 733 00:30:02,820 --> 00:30:06,630 -Mom is a good writer. 734 00:30:06,660 --> 00:30:08,130 Like, good. 735 00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:09,960 -Well, she won an award, dear. 736 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:13,010 -I know, but I didn't know-know. 737 00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:16,220 Like, look, the book is really funny, 738 00:30:16,250 --> 00:30:19,720 but it's also deeply sad. 739 00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:21,270 Grandma, it's making me-- 740 00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:28,310 there's just so much I'm connecting about Mom, 741 00:30:28,350 --> 00:30:30,570 Grandma Diane, me. 742 00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:35,900 It's like, I might need to rethink my thoughts. 743 00:30:35,940 --> 00:30:37,320 -Well, you're coming of age 744 00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:40,460 reading about your mom coming of age. 745 00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:42,880 -That's deep, Grandma. 746 00:30:44,030 --> 00:30:45,710 [notification chimes] [phone buzzing] 747 00:30:46,870 --> 00:30:50,890 [indistinct TV chatter] 748 00:30:57,880 --> 00:30:59,550 -Grandma, turn on Channel 5. 749 00:30:59,590 --> 00:31:02,180 [people speaking indistinctly on TV] 750 00:31:02,210 --> 00:31:04,730 -We are talking to Pulitzer Prize-winning author 751 00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:08,020 Lindy Littlejohn about her sensational new short story, 752 00:31:08,050 --> 00:31:10,610 "Untitled On Purpose." -What? 753 00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:12,520 -...a huge viral sensation. -Lindy looks terrific. 754 00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:14,530 -Lindy, could you possibly have expected 755 00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:16,610 the reaction to be anything like this? 756 00:31:16,650 --> 00:31:18,200 -Oh, Jenna, I-- 757 00:31:18,230 --> 00:31:19,950 nothing about this experience 758 00:31:19,980 --> 00:31:22,030 is what I expected. [chuckles] 759 00:31:22,070 --> 00:31:24,370 Jenna: The story is just so... -Mom wrote something? 760 00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:26,290 -I always knew she would. 761 00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:28,120 -Did you know you were writing something 762 00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:29,620 so provocative? 763 00:31:29,660 --> 00:31:30,880 -You know, everything I write 764 00:31:30,910 --> 00:31:33,300 provokes someone, right, Jenna? 765 00:31:33,330 --> 00:31:35,260 [chuckles] Yeah. Jenna: Very true. 766 00:31:35,290 --> 00:31:37,130 -Well, you famously fictionalized 767 00:31:37,170 --> 00:31:39,890 your difficult relationship with your mother 768 00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:42,050 in My Rainbow Starts With Black, 769 00:31:42,090 --> 00:31:43,890 one of my all-time favorite books. 770 00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:45,970 Lindy: Oh, thank you. -I've gotta ask you, 771 00:31:46,010 --> 00:31:48,560 did you base this story on your real life too? 772 00:31:48,590 --> 00:31:50,150 Please say yes. -So the book is true. 773 00:31:50,180 --> 00:31:51,770 Lindy: You know, Jenna, I just think everyone 774 00:31:51,810 --> 00:31:53,400 does their best writing when they're not worried 775 00:31:53,430 --> 00:31:54,780 what other people think. 776 00:31:54,810 --> 00:31:58,150 Lulu: That's the office upstairs. 777 00:31:58,190 --> 00:31:59,960 -I thought she was at the gray house. 778 00:32:00,660 --> 00:32:02,490 -So did I. Jenna: Lindy Littlejohn, 779 00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:04,410 thank you so much for being here. 780 00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:05,740 -Oh, thank you, Jenna. 781 00:32:05,780 --> 00:32:07,290 It's been wonderful talking to you. 782 00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:08,660 Jenna: Please turn the story into a book. 783 00:32:08,700 --> 00:32:10,080 -I'll think about it. 784 00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:11,720 Okay. Bye-bye. 785 00:32:16,330 --> 00:32:18,670 -[laughs] -Ha! 786 00:32:18,710 --> 00:32:20,800 Ha! I killed it. 787 00:32:20,830 --> 00:32:22,520 [laughs] 788 00:32:23,500 --> 00:32:25,310 -You have to write the book. 789 00:32:25,340 --> 00:32:27,270 -Oh, my God. I feel like I have another chance. 790 00:32:27,300 --> 00:32:28,600 I could write something. 791 00:32:28,630 --> 00:32:29,940 I could write something great. 792 00:32:29,970 --> 00:32:31,310 -You already have. 793 00:32:31,340 --> 00:32:33,940 -Yes, Les supported me, but I wrote, 794 00:32:33,970 --> 00:32:36,440 I am a writer. Right? 795 00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:38,610 -I'm here. I could support you. 796 00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:41,360 -I feel like me again. Richie, this is... 797 00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:43,870 [excited screams] Like, where have I been? 798 00:32:43,900 --> 00:32:46,370 You know, like I-- I've been here the whole time 799 00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:48,160 and it's like, I forgot. 800 00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:51,380 I forgot. I was right here. 801 00:32:53,330 --> 00:32:54,680 I'm a writer. 802 00:32:56,330 --> 00:32:57,550 Wait, are you crying? 803 00:32:57,580 --> 00:32:59,300 -No. 804 00:32:59,330 --> 00:33:00,470 [sniffles] A little. 805 00:33:00,500 --> 00:33:02,020 -Me too. 806 00:33:03,500 --> 00:33:05,230 Hoo! 807 00:33:07,340 --> 00:33:10,360 [whimsical music playing] 808 00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:19,950 -Mom? Mom. 809 00:33:34,780 --> 00:33:37,800 [whimsical music continues] 810 00:34:00,430 --> 00:34:02,790 Lulu: "By Jackie Baldwin"? 811 00:34:04,060 --> 00:34:05,410 What the fuck? 812 00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:11,340 [dramatic music playing] 813 00:34:13,610 --> 00:34:15,670 [Les snoring] 814 00:34:22,330 --> 00:34:24,630 [knocks] -[continue snoring] 815 00:34:24,670 --> 00:34:26,800 [security device beeps] Martin: Les. 816 00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:29,300 [clatters] -Were you here all night? 817 00:34:29,340 --> 00:34:30,810 [phone chimes, buzzing] -Uh, oh, shit, Lindy. 818 00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:32,060 Wait, what time is it? 819 00:34:32,090 --> 00:34:33,730 Martin: Oh, okay. 820 00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:36,390 So you knew. So everything's okay, then? 821 00:34:36,430 --> 00:34:38,310 -Yeah. Yeah. 822 00:34:38,350 --> 00:34:40,070 I admit there's a little something between us, 823 00:34:40,100 --> 00:34:41,650 but nothing happened. We had a breakthrough. 824 00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:44,070 -Oh, well, she looked great on the "Today" show. 825 00:34:44,100 --> 00:34:45,280 -Vivienne? 826 00:34:45,310 --> 00:34:47,910 -Lindy. -Lindy? 827 00:34:47,940 --> 00:34:50,080 -Vivienne? -Who's on what? 828 00:34:50,110 --> 00:34:53,750 -Lindy was on the "Today" show this morning. 829 00:34:53,780 --> 00:34:56,160 -How--How did she-- 830 00:34:56,200 --> 00:34:57,460 what did she look like? 831 00:34:57,490 --> 00:34:59,300 What? What? What?! 832 00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:07,020 [suspenseful music playing] 833 00:35:22,850 --> 00:35:23,870 [softly] Lindy. 834 00:35:28,020 --> 00:35:29,210 [softly] Lindy. 835 00:35:34,190 --> 00:35:35,250 Lindy. 836 00:35:37,030 --> 00:35:38,830 Lindy, where are you? 837 00:35:38,870 --> 00:35:39,970 Lindy: Right here, Les. 838 00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:43,800 And I can take care of myself. 839 00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:48,050 -Yeah. Clearly. You're on the fucking "Today" show. 840 00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:49,840 I'm worried sick. I'm working all night 841 00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:51,340 and poof, you're writing again? 842 00:35:51,380 --> 00:35:53,180 You're a viral sensation. Who knew? Not me. 843 00:35:53,210 --> 00:35:55,350 -Poof, I'm six inches tall. 844 00:35:55,380 --> 00:35:57,350 Who knew? Not me. 845 00:35:57,380 --> 00:36:00,190 Keeping secrets was your idea. 846 00:36:00,220 --> 00:36:02,190 -I think you're taking that to the extreme. 847 00:36:02,220 --> 00:36:04,520 -I think you're taking that to the extreme. 848 00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:07,780 -You're delusional. -You're delusional. 849 00:36:07,810 --> 00:36:09,740 Les: I can't lose you, Lindy. I can't. 850 00:36:09,770 --> 00:36:11,910 -No more traps, Les. 851 00:36:11,940 --> 00:36:14,950 -Lindy? Is that you? 852 00:36:14,980 --> 00:36:16,170 Lindy: Oh, shit. 853 00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:19,040 -Mom! -Dad? 854 00:36:19,070 --> 00:36:20,340 Les: Oh, no. Oh, no. 855 00:36:21,410 --> 00:36:23,290 -What--what's going on? 856 00:36:23,330 --> 00:36:26,460 Oh, my God, Grandma. Is she dead? 857 00:36:26,500 --> 00:36:28,260 -No, she just fainted. Quickly, run to the pharmacy. 858 00:36:28,290 --> 00:36:30,050 Get some bromides. 859 00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:31,380 -What the fuck are bromides? 860 00:36:31,420 --> 00:36:32,720 -I--Google it. 861 00:36:32,750 --> 00:36:34,390 She's having one of her spells. 862 00:36:34,420 --> 00:36:35,320 -Grandma has spells? 863 00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:38,770 -Yes. She's--she's--She's old. Hurry up! 864 00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:40,030 Hurry, hurry, hurry. 865 00:36:41,970 --> 00:36:43,730 [door closes] -Mom. 866 00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:45,120 Okay, Mom. 867 00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:48,440 Okay, Mom. Oh. 868 00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:50,290 Here we go. Mom? 869 00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:52,990 Mom, it's okay. 870 00:36:53,020 --> 00:36:55,910 Hey, Mom. Hey. -[Nancy groans] 871 00:36:55,940 --> 00:36:56,960 -Mom. 872 00:36:58,280 --> 00:36:59,580 Hey. 873 00:36:59,610 --> 00:37:00,960 Hey, it's okay. 874 00:37:00,990 --> 00:37:03,380 You just fainted. -[labored breathing] 875 00:37:04,020 --> 00:37:06,590 -Yeah. -I saw--I saw her. 876 00:37:06,620 --> 00:37:08,090 -Saw who, Mom? 877 00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:09,180 -Lindy. 878 00:37:10,830 --> 00:37:12,430 She was so small. 879 00:37:12,460 --> 00:37:14,640 -Yeah, Lindy's not here. Remember, Mom? 880 00:37:14,670 --> 00:37:16,100 -I saw her. 881 00:37:16,130 --> 00:37:19,430 Like--Like a little doll. She was-- 882 00:37:19,470 --> 00:37:21,430 she was like a real life little Lindy doll. 883 00:37:21,470 --> 00:37:23,270 -I think you mean one of Lulu's little dolls, Mom. 884 00:37:23,300 --> 00:37:26,110 -No, no, no. I know what I saw. And I... 885 00:37:26,140 --> 00:37:28,940 -Yeah. -I saw her on TV too. 886 00:37:28,980 --> 00:37:30,820 -No. -Lulu. 887 00:37:30,850 --> 00:37:32,950 -No, no. Lulu's not here either, Mom. 888 00:37:32,980 --> 00:37:35,120 Lulu's not here. I think you're a little confused. 889 00:37:35,150 --> 00:37:36,780 -No, I'm not confused. -Yeah. 890 00:37:36,820 --> 00:37:38,620 -You're lying to me. 891 00:37:38,650 --> 00:37:40,540 I am your mother. Tell me the truth. 892 00:37:40,570 --> 00:37:42,620 -Okay. Okay. 893 00:37:42,660 --> 00:37:45,670 Um, yeah. Come on. Come on. Let's sit down. 894 00:37:45,700 --> 00:37:46,790 Come on, Mom. Come on. -What? 895 00:37:46,830 --> 00:37:47,840 -Just sit, sit. 896 00:37:47,870 --> 00:37:49,850 So, um, okay. So, um-- 897 00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:53,300 Okay. So this is--this is hard. 898 00:37:53,330 --> 00:37:54,720 -What? -This is hard. 899 00:37:54,750 --> 00:37:56,940 But the truth. -Yeah. 900 00:37:58,170 --> 00:37:59,810 -The truth is... -Mm-hmm. 901 00:37:59,840 --> 00:38:04,140 -...um, that I put a painkiller in your tea 902 00:38:04,180 --> 00:38:06,150 and hallucinations are a side effect. 903 00:38:06,180 --> 00:38:08,150 So there is no tiny Lindy. 904 00:38:08,180 --> 00:38:09,690 -You what? -Yeah. 905 00:38:09,720 --> 00:38:13,070 -Why? When? -Because of your back. 906 00:38:13,100 --> 00:38:14,400 Because I know it's been bothering you 907 00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:16,910 and I wanted you to relax and, yeah. 908 00:38:16,940 --> 00:38:19,370 -You--you drugged me? 909 00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:23,080 What kind of son drugs his own mother? 910 00:38:23,110 --> 00:38:25,830 -Concerned son, Mom. -No, no, no, no. 911 00:38:25,870 --> 00:38:27,830 You're not sorry. 912 00:38:27,870 --> 00:38:31,500 You are manipulating and controlling and a liar. 913 00:38:31,540 --> 00:38:33,880 You are without a doubt your father's son, 914 00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:36,180 which breaks my fucking heart. 915 00:38:36,210 --> 00:38:37,340 -What? -Oh. 916 00:38:37,380 --> 00:38:38,720 -Whoa, what? 917 00:38:38,750 --> 00:38:41,180 -I failed. I'm guilty. 918 00:38:41,210 --> 00:38:42,680 I mean, I tried. 919 00:38:42,720 --> 00:38:44,680 I tried to protect you from this. 920 00:38:44,720 --> 00:38:46,730 -From--from what? 921 00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:48,400 -From becoming your father. 922 00:38:48,430 --> 00:38:51,520 -My--well, I-- I'd say you overdid it. 923 00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:53,690 Nancy: Huh. -Because I was invisible. 924 00:38:53,730 --> 00:38:55,530 Huh? And I still am. 925 00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:58,030 Yeah. That's what fucking drives me and that's fine. 926 00:38:58,060 --> 00:39:00,910 But Dad is a kind and fair... 927 00:39:00,940 --> 00:39:02,420 -An asshole... 928 00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:05,540 who keeps me on a tight leash. 929 00:39:05,570 --> 00:39:09,540 But I have made my peace with that. 930 00:39:09,580 --> 00:39:11,880 And my marriage is not your marriage. 931 00:39:11,910 --> 00:39:14,210 Oh, whatever you have done to Lindy, 932 00:39:14,250 --> 00:39:17,220 and I mean, whatever you have done to her, 933 00:39:17,250 --> 00:39:18,720 she is not me. 934 00:39:18,750 --> 00:39:20,430 She needs to be off the leash. 935 00:39:20,460 --> 00:39:23,890 She needs to be free, out of anyone's control. 936 00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:25,810 Now, I don't know what you are hiding, 937 00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:27,980 but you are not remodeling. 938 00:39:28,010 --> 00:39:30,150 And if you are lying to me, 939 00:39:30,180 --> 00:39:33,730 I bet the farm you are lying to her and yourself. 940 00:39:33,770 --> 00:39:35,610 -Mom. Mom, I love you. 941 00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:36,990 -No, no. 942 00:39:37,020 --> 00:39:38,950 You love you. 943 00:39:38,980 --> 00:39:42,580 What is it your Dr. Carmichael says? "Dig deep." 944 00:39:42,610 --> 00:39:44,240 If I were you, I'd start digging deeper 945 00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:46,620 than you've ever dug before. 946 00:39:46,650 --> 00:39:47,910 Find the truth. 947 00:39:47,950 --> 00:39:50,170 Keep on lying, keep on burying 948 00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:53,140 and you will lose her if you haven't already. 949 00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:56,760 -But she was going to leave me. It was an accident. 950 00:39:56,790 --> 00:40:00,680 -No, there are no accidents. 951 00:40:00,710 --> 00:40:02,980 Isn't that a chapter in your doctor's book? 952 00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:08,100 Tell her. Tell her what you did. 953 00:40:08,130 --> 00:40:10,980 Tell Lindy everything. 954 00:40:11,010 --> 00:40:14,990 Because until you are honest, you are fucked, dear. 955 00:40:18,810 --> 00:40:21,830 [tense music playing] 956 00:40:24,730 --> 00:40:26,870 Les: [muffled] Uh, and the truth is-- 957 00:40:26,900 --> 00:40:29,040 the truth is that, 958 00:40:29,070 --> 00:40:30,420 I was-- 959 00:40:32,660 --> 00:40:35,550 and that's the complete and honest truth of it. 960 00:40:37,660 --> 00:40:39,220 And I love you, Lindy. 961 00:40:40,750 --> 00:40:42,350 And I need you, Lindy. 962 00:40:44,420 --> 00:40:45,730 And I miss you. 963 00:40:57,520 --> 00:40:58,620 [knocks on door] 964 00:41:01,850 --> 00:41:02,910 [car door opens] 965 00:41:06,070 --> 00:41:07,130 -Where's Grandma? 966 00:41:08,530 --> 00:41:09,550 -Uh... 967 00:41:13,700 --> 00:41:15,080 she... [sobs] 968 00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:16,550 She left. 969 00:41:17,950 --> 00:41:20,340 -This isn't about Grandma, is it? 970 00:41:20,370 --> 00:41:22,880 -[sobbing] 971 00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:24,510 -Mom left you. 972 00:41:24,540 --> 00:41:26,770 -[sobbing] 973 00:41:29,550 --> 00:41:31,350 -She left us, didn't she? 974 00:41:31,380 --> 00:41:33,400 -[continue sobbing] 975 00:41:34,340 --> 00:41:37,950 ["Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy" playing] 976 00:41:40,890 --> 00:41:43,860 Les [on recording]: I am trying to hear you and see you, 977 00:41:43,900 --> 00:41:45,780 and be honest with you, 978 00:41:45,820 --> 00:41:47,450 if you're ever going to forgive me. 979 00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:49,700 And the truth is-- 980 00:41:49,740 --> 00:41:52,410 the truth is that I was scared 981 00:41:52,450 --> 00:41:55,630 you were going to leave me and I didn't wanna lose you. 982 00:41:55,660 --> 00:41:57,590 And so, um... 983 00:41:59,910 --> 00:42:01,510 I miniaturized you... 984 00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:04,130 on purpose. 985 00:42:04,170 --> 00:42:05,270 I did it. 986 00:42:07,170 --> 00:42:09,140 And that's the complete and honest truth. 987 00:42:09,170 --> 00:42:10,520 I miniaturized you... 988 00:42:12,090 --> 00:42:13,270 on purpose. 989 00:42:13,300 --> 00:42:15,060 I did it. 990 00:42:15,090 --> 00:42:16,730 Miniaturized you... 991 00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:17,980 on purpose. 992 00:42:18,010 --> 00:42:19,400 I did it. 993 00:42:19,430 --> 00:42:21,110 Miniaturized you... on purpose. 994 00:42:21,140 --> 00:42:23,200 [echoing] I did it. On purpose, I did it. 995 00:42:23,470 --> 00:42:25,240 On purpose, I did it. 996 00:42:25,270 --> 00:42:27,120 I miniaturized you... on purpose. 997 00:42:27,150 --> 00:42:28,570 I did it. 998 00:42:28,610 --> 00:42:29,950 Miniaturized you... on purpose. 999 00:42:29,980 --> 00:42:31,410 I did it. 1000 00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:33,080 Miniaturized you... on purpose. 1001 00:42:33,110 --> 00:42:35,080 I did it. On purpose, I did it. 1002 00:42:35,110 --> 00:42:36,790 Miniaturized you... on purpose. 1003 00:42:36,820 --> 00:42:38,420 -[gasping] 1004 00:42:38,450 --> 00:42:40,340 [grunts] [thuds] 1005 00:42:40,370 --> 00:42:42,470 [breathing furiously] 1006 00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:51,020 ["Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy" continues] 1007 00:43:05,390 --> 00:43:08,210 Les: ...miniaturized you on purpose. I did it. 1008 00:43:10,650 --> 00:43:13,670 [music continues] 1009 00:44:07,210 --> 00:44:09,230 [music ends]